7 And it came to pass that in the third year of Midnight's reign, there was a TobyMac concert, whereupon all the peoples of the earth thereof went up unto the concert forthwith, excepting Darling Daughter, whoso according to the book of Macnchez, 8 was abiding in the hills weeping and wailing and mourning and gnashing her teeth as she pondered unto herself, saying therefore, 9 "What does the fox saith?" and "if a fox saith whatsoever he saith in the woods and no one heareth the fox, did the fox indeed speaketh?" 10 and "if it cometh to pass that TobyMac leapeth into the mosh pit and no man catcheth him forthwith, will he still returneth to the stage and proclaim, 'Speaketh thou life!'?"
*facepalm*
(I WILL tell you all what I got for Christmas sometime in the next five years, but right now I'm busy writing a letter to TobyMac, which I have to give to my friend before this weekend...I'll explain later.)
